Why Would Anyone Hold a Bad Meeting?

Before you invest in a company, check how theeasy that a six-year old could do it, assuming you
executives hold meetings. They may prefer to holdcould convince the child to stay inside for such a
bad meetings. Here's why and what they should do.pointless activity.
Pssst, want a stock tip that will make you rich? Okay,Better: An effective meeting is business activity where
here it is: phone a public corporation and ask to speakpeople work together.
with the CEO.2) They avoid responsibility.
If a secretary tells you that the CEO expects to beBad meetings never end with decisions, which means
busy in meetings for the next six hundred years, callthat no one ends up being held responsible for doing
your broker and sell the stock short. Any companyanything. Some people find this useful because
unable to manage an activity that should last an hour isresponsibility implies accountability and accountability
on its way down the financial tubes.requires results. Thus, without responsibility there is no
Although it’s true that senior executives spendfailure and everyone appears to perform well. This
much of their time in meetings, you can bet that amasks poor performance so that everyone continues
business is in trouble if their meetings are out of control.to receive raises and promotions, even when they
Surveys show companies waste an average of 20%accomplish nothing because (you guessed it) they
of their payroll on bad meetings. And that’s justspent all of their time sitting in meetings.
the beginning of the problem. Meetings keep peopleBetter: Effective meetings produce decisions that
away from the tasks they were hired to perform --someone is responsible for implementing.
tasks that make money for the company and keep3) They provide excitement.
the business ahead of the competition.Bad meetings feature all of the elements of a good
Since bad meetings are so wasteful, you may wonderdrama, such as conflict, tension, and pain. For example,
why anyone tolerates them. Unfortunately, manythe participants deliver self-aggrandizing reports,
business leaders think that their meetings are just fine.denigrate their colleagues, and engage in politics. Some
They even believe that they’re experts atreally terrible meetings play out like pathetic
holding effective meetings.battlegrounds with verbal gladiators battling for favors
For example, when I phone companies to ask if theywhile the boss watches.
would be interested in improving their meetings, IBetter: Effective meetings occur in a safe environment
sometimes encounter an assistant who assures meof respect.
that the executives believe that they hold wonderful4) They serve food.
meetings. Then the assistant snickers, coughs softly,Bad meetings become an enviable executive perk
and regains enough composure to state that theywhen they provide snacks, coffee, and (sometimes)
don’t need my services. At this point themeals. The attendees then use eating to offset the
assistant sounds like someone on a sinking ship who isboredom of having to hear meaningless discussions. It
throwing a life jacket into the water.also saves them the expense of having to buy food.
And that must make you wonder: why any intelligentBetter: Meals should be a separate activity used to
person would hold a meeting that wastesbuild relationships and (sometimes) rest.
everyone’s time and produces nothing.5) They entertain.
There are easy answers such as 1) they don’tBad meetings resemble a party. People tell stories,
know that their meetings could be effective, 2) theytrade jokes, and argue over trivia. Some meetings
don’t know what an effective meeting is like, orfeature comedy performances by the office fool.
3) they don’t know how to hold an effectiveOthers feature humorous belittlements by the office
meeting.bully. And if neither of these occurs, the absolutely
But what about the rest of them? That is, what aboutunbelievable discussions amaze and entertain
all of the executives who know how to plan andeveryone.
organize and run an effective business, but still holdBetter: Effective meetings use process tools to make
bad meetings?Let’s dig deeper. Thesemethodical progress toward results.
executives actually want to hold bad meetingsAll of this shows why the type of meetings held in a
because they prove to be useful. Here’s how.company should be of major concern when making
1) They provide refuge.investment decisions. If the executives need to learn
Bad meetings provide a sophisticated form ofhow, that can be fixed by scheduling a workshop.
executive busyness. Some people find this usefulThen you might consider investing in the company,
because it keeps them from having to work on difficultafter they complete the workshop. If, however, the
tasks such as planning, coaching, learning, andexecutives hold bad meetings to avoid fundamental
communicating. Compared to these difficult tasks,leadership responsibilities, you should seek other
sitting in a conference room is easy. In fact, it is soinvestments.